From The Old Man: A Guide to Living

The next time you run out of creamer or milk for your coffee try using a spoonful of vanilla ice cream, or a dollop of whipping cream. Be sure to cut down on the amount of sweetener you put in though, both of those are sweetened already. And the best part about using the ice cream is that you get a nice vanilla flavor to compliment your bean choice … or mask the hell out of it if you’ve run out of the good stuff and are stuck with an old jar of Sanka.