From The Old Man: A Guide to Living
Because you goddamn never listen anyway
Don’t get attached to your favorite couch, chair, or shirt. Your wife or girlfriend will have an idea one day, and that idea will include you getting rid of that item forever in exchange for something you both “picked out” … which means she picked it, and you carried it out of the store.
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