May 2011
1 post
“Call your mother. Know that she’s the one responsible for all the complex...”
May 9th
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August 2010
1 post
“Don’t worry so much. The fog of youth lifts more and more as the years go...”
Aug 16th
14 notes
June 2010
1 post
6 tags
“You’ll be just fine using a fan until it hits 80 degrees or 80% humidity...”
Jun 1st
10 notes
May 2010
2 posts
5 tags
“Golf through the summer, bowl through the winter. Fish the whole year...”
May 21st
7 notes
2 tags
“Ties come in different lengths and every knot takes up a certain amount of the...”
May 5th
5 notes
April 2010
1 post
3 tags
“The next time you run out of creamer or milk for your coffee try using a...”
Apr 5th
7 notes
March 2010
2 posts
3 tags
“Don’t forget that daylight savings time begins this weekend. That means I...”
Mar 13th
9 notes
3 tags
“It’s tax time. If you had planned on itemizing, you should have four...”
Mar 4th
12 notes
February 2010
3 posts
3 tags
“Call your mother. Do it now.”
Feb 14th
15 notes
4 tags
“When you’re BBQ’ing for a group, anyone that asks for a steak above...”
Feb 9th
26 notes
3 tags
“Guh. After living through 78’s, 8-tracks, betamax, laserdiscs, zipdrives,...”
Feb 4th
7 notes
January 2010
5 posts
2 tags
“Moving into a new place? Make a trip to the hardware store and get a new toilet...”
Jan 25th
19 notes
1 tag
“Not a fan of warm milk? Try warmed brandy and apple cider with a swizzlestick of...”
Jan 15th
28 notes
4 tags
“Don’t get attached to your favorite couch, chair, or shirt. Your wife or...”
Jan 10th
14 notes
3 tags
“If you need to make a huge purchase on a card, be sure to pay it off before the...”
Jan 5th
9 notes
“Now’s the time to buy the gifts and make the plans for Valentine’s...”
Jan 4th
12 notes
December 2009
18 posts
2 tags
“Sometimes you have to break their brain a bit, sometimes you just have to make...”
Dec 31st
7 notes
2 tags
“Even better than knowing how to fix things is buying products you know...”
Dec 30th
12 notes
2 tags
“If you go shopping with her, she’ll leave you alone while you watch...”
Dec 27th
18 notes
“Call your mother.”
Dec 24th
19 notes
1 tag
“A tool set is nowhere near complete unless it has at least six different types...”
Dec 23rd
7 notes
4 tags
“When you’re doing the dishes by hand, do them in this order: cups,...”
Dec 21st
23 notes
“Get a frame and raise your damn bed off the ground. Nobody wants to see a...”
Dec 16th
24 notes
4 tags
“Drink water when you’re thirsty, not juice or soda. I know a spoonful of...”
Dec 15th
31 notes
2 tags
“When you bounce a payment you’re personally paying a bank employee $35 to...”
Dec 14th
14 notes
2 tags
“Flyfishing is the most relaxing and graceful pastime on the planet. It’s...”
Dec 10th
6 notes
“Fast food has the same nutritional value as a grease-soaked sponge garnished...”
Dec 8th
30 notes
3 tags
“You’re going to end up buying new components every 7 years as it is so buy...”
Dec 7th
14 notes
1 tag
“Spend the $40 and get an electric blanket for her side of the bed, unless you...”
Dec 7th
16 notes
2 tags
“If your relationship is more of a hassle than what you put up with at work,...”
Dec 5th
61 notes
4 tags
“The stockmarket is the world’s biggest casino and your broker makes money...”
Dec 4th
10 notes
2 tags
“You know there’s windows you can open on the back of bacon packages,...”
Dec 3rd
7 notes
1 tag
“Dice a baby potato before you mince garlic cloves, it’ll keep the garlic...”
Dec 2nd
9 notes
3 tags
“New light fixtures will change the look and feel of a room far cheaper than new...”
Dec 1st
12 notes
November 2009
39 posts
2 tags
“People that pride themselves on “telling it like it is” or...”
Nov 30th
67 notes
4 tags
“Of course the knob (on the propane tank) is hard to turn, I crank it down like...”
Nov 29th
12 notes
4 tags
“Pick one brand and type of sock, son. You’ll never have to worry about...”
Nov 28th
19 notes
2 tags
“Treat every customer and co-worker as if they were a close friend, sure. But...”
Nov 27th
18 notes
“The only thing you can get with excuses are penalty fees.”
Nov 27th
6 notes
4 tags
“Pass on the extended warranty unless it’s a fancy TV or a new vehicle.”
Nov 26th
10 notes
2 tags
“Multiply how long you think your home improvement or repair is going to take by...”
Nov 26th
15 notes
2 tags
“Leave the toilet seat up after you’re done urinating in the Men’s...”
Nov 25th
14 notes
I would like to divert the purpose of this blog...
I will admit that I suggested this site last week and that I feel comfortable offering these things I have learned from my own father on such a forthright and respectable platform. My old man instilled within me a respect for those that do good things and set examples for others and I will tell you that my mother is a teacher and I’m damn sure that those two cultivated each other. Much of...
Nov 25th
10 notes
2 tags
“Get in the kitchen five minutes early when it’s your turn to make dinner.”
Nov 24th
3 notes
4 tags
“If you’re craving something specific when you’re not even hungry...”
Nov 23rd
14 notes
3 tags
“If work was stressless they wouldn’t have to pay you to keep showing up.”
Nov 19th
22 notes
2 tags
“A shower should last as long as it takes for three songs to play on the radio....”
Nov 18th
7 notes
1 tag
“There is no good reason to curse. You’ll do it sometimes but immediately...”
Nov 18th
2 notes
1 tag
“What’s the key to a lasting marriage? That’s easy: space.”
– (next year will be their 35th)
Nov 18th
10 notes
3 tags
“Don’t worry about kicking out a jerk customer. 1) You don’t need...”
Nov 17th
10 notes